Who is $50 Chump?
$50 Chump is the guy with a small wallet and big dreams. He makes college and pro picks every week, but most of the time gets it wrong.
Field goal with a minute left that moves the lead to 5? Not good. How about the garbage time touchdown that causes the dog to be down 22? Ugh, not what The Chump needed. He's experienced it all over the years and is never surprised to see his picks show up as "bad beats" on Monday.
While The Chump is awful at college picks and horrendous at pro picks, too, maybe his bad luck can help you? How? It's simple. Buy his picks and fade him. Just take the other side and you're very likely to win more often than not. Maybe just check his picks versus yours to make sure you're not on the side of the dumb money. Either way, The Chump can make or save you some cold hard cash!
48-92
Wow, impressive. That's $50 Chump's record in 2022 college picks. If you chose the opposite of the Chump every week, you would have been right nearly two-thirds of the time.
How can one person be so consistently wrong? He's The Chump, that's how! He's not "a sharp" with a briefcase full of cash. Instead, he is the "dumb money" and an easy mark for the sportsbook. He bets with his heart, not with his head. He's easily swayed by the opinions of the supposed experts on television pregame shows. And he's always guilty of recency bias, foolishly thinking that last week's results will somehow impact this week. He has already started the year with week after week of losses and, if this keeps up, he'll finish 2023 with a record that's even worse than 2022!
Recent Results
College Losers
Penn State -27 W
Florida +2.5 L
Colorado +21.5 W
Syracuse +7 L
Texas A&M -6.5 W
Georgia -14.5 L
Kansas +17 L
Nebraska +18 L
Boise State +3.5 W
Duke +5.5 L
Pro Duds
Kansas City -9 L
Cincinnati -2.5 L
Philadelphia -8.5 L
LA Chargers -6.5 W
New England +6.5 L
San Francisco -14.5 W
$50 Chump has the worst football picks in America and is proud of it.
10 College Losers
Receive The Chump's ten most awful college picks for the upcoming week.
Sent by email at 8:00am Eastern on Saturday, typically received within one hour. Also available on this site at the same time.
6 Pro Duds
The Chump will send you his six most terrible pro picks for the upcoming week.
Just like the college picks, they will be sent starting at 8:00am ET on Saturday. Also available directly on the site.
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My Dazzling Testimonials
(I guarantee none of these are probably true)
Who in their right mind picks the Dolphins +8.5 when everyone knows there's no way it's going to happen! The $50 Chump will.
- Former Friend of The Chump, Chicago, IL
I put all my buddies on alert when The Chump shows up in Vegas. He doesn't have much cash, but we know it'll be easy pickins for us.
- Sports Bookie, Las Vegas, NV
I once bet The Chump on a Bills-Chiefs game after I realized he was clueless that Josh Allen wasn't going to be playing! Made a killing on that one. Ha ha, good times.
- The Chump's Co-Worker, Buffalo, NY
This guy has to be the biggest chump, but he's welcome to play the tables in my casino anytime. He knows how to lose with the best of 'em.
- Casino Owner, Atlantic City, NJ